That's Bullshit - Girls

Don't get mistaken by the title of this rant, I love women. There's something sweet about them that's just making our life easier than it actually is, but sometimes yeaaah sometimes it goes berserk and end-up getting our asses kicked like never before.

So here you are minding your own business when all the sudden you receive a text from a friend of yours, the guy's like your brother and you pretty much grew up with him, and he just simply asks to meet at the bar because you haven't seen him in looooooong time.



So naturally and since you're in a relationship with someone, you just ask your girlfriend if you can go out to catch up with this long friend of yours.

her face when you're gone

Here's what you can hear : Yeah you can, no problems for me as long as you don't get wasted.
Here's what you should do : Call your friend back and say sorry dude, if I get out my wife would be pissed.

her face when you're back

Why ? pretty simple she spent all day long cooking for you and you just say imma grab some white castle along the way sweetheart - that simple phrase is like a death wish coming from your mouth and the results when you get home, of course wasted would be the state of the art argument you never seen coming. But still it's your goddamn fault if you went out, wasn't it ?! of course not but in the head of your wife it seems like it ! remember that she said she were okay with it, but that was bullcrap !

So here's a simple piece of advice whenever you ask your wife about something, and she tends not to argue about anything just drop it otherwise guys you'd end up : being single in the worse case scenario,  kicked in the nuts or even being shout at for nooooooo goddamn reason !


So again I love girls, and I thank all women of earth that gave us a life and protected us whenever they could, but sometimes girls think the exact opposite of what they and THAT'S BULLSHIT.
P.S : By the time I completed that rant my girlfriend just vanished into thin air because I was writing this, the least you can do is buy stuff from my partner to set things right :D