You thought you could get away with a not so good Batman Forever, well think again because on this unholy year of 1997 they brought back another Batman movie, a memorable one.Think about back in the 90's even so as late 90's Batman was everywhere, from comic book to cartoons, movies and the list goes on and on and on... but we were never tired of it. Until this piece of trash came along we were in heaven. This is Batman&Robin.
Not only this movie manages to ruin your childhood within the run-time it also manage to make you feel hatred against the caped crusader, the very hero that once was awesome, in now reduced to play goofballs and goofing around with Robin. By the way that has to be the worst interpretation of Batman that has ever been put on film, shockingly enough by a top notch actor as George Clooney... Yeah the guy from the Nespresso commercial. Anyway as we cut to the first scene we encounter one of the worst scenery to pull up a fight i'm talking of course about a museum filled with ice and that kinda stuff.
Speaking of which in this movie there's another movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger and just plays dumb as Victor Fries. First of all what's with all the ice jokes even in the animated series he doesn't even put one of them yet he's constantly doing it for example that shitty line : You know what killed the dinosaur.... the Ice Age ! (no fucking shit). But oh boy the worst is yet to come there's just one thing you can't get away with, a BAT CREDIT CARD, nice product placement here guys but seriously was it needed to turn it into a commercial.... What else ?
With all the seriousness of the world, I can't believe it.... I just can't. And you wanna know what ? make yourself your own idea of this movie but I guarantee you'll feel like a block hole is dry sucking your intelligence... Cowabunga.
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