That's Bullshit - Coke

Just got back from work and of course you wanna relax after a balls busting day and since you're home that you just cleaned up the cat piss that gave you the headache and gum ache if you remember losing a tooth because you fell flat on your ass.

Now it's time to put some dvd and watch a good movie instead of well you know those lame movies,then comes the time you just wanna get something fresh that goes with the pizza you just got
delivered by the local pizza hut. Ohhh that sweet taste.

Anyway you run to the fridge and grab the first thing in sight which happens to be a coke can, yummy you jump back on the couch only to realize your can is a bit larger than it used to be, ok you don't care because you're a badass but then happens the time where you actually open the lid of that thing and...........HOLYSHIT ! It's like you unleashed doomsday on this world and what used to be a delicious hot chicken pizza is now bathing in coke and you basically fucked up your 800 bucks leather couch.... awesome !

So let me sums it up, two days ago you had your wi-fi glitching up then had an argument with your girlfriend about you getting out with your best friend and then you've slept into a cat's piss that made you calling the freaking tooth fairy and now your whole tv room is bathing in coke.... And you know what's the shit stopper : NOW THE FREAKING COKE CAN IS HALF EMPTY !!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!