Movie - Review - Alone in the Dark 2

After they released their doom upon planet earth with the first movie, Alone in the Dark 2 came along yeah the sequel to that miserable piece of shit they called movie.

As we cut to the first scene we are now directly introduced into the action while the other one had a longer introduction - read the last review instead - but still it happens to be one of those what the fuck happens here kinda introduction. The first scene introduces three characters you won't even heard of in the whole movie as of saying "hey you're dead, but who cares". While some poke ass junkie get possessed by what seems to be an evil spurt huh sorry meant spirit here - I swear ?! -




Anyway what follows is the one you really wanted to see Edward Chinese huh Carnby sorry for this - gosh what's wrong with my mind these days- that's a private detective about occult, make sense though since in the game he's already having this occupation. Doesn't prevent the acting to suck the big one because it sure does, for one reason it's fulled with no name actors all along, now I got nothing about noname but say sometimes they're good and the other 90% of the time they just don't fit.

Kinda the second option here and not even Lance Henriksen could saven the damn thing since he just sucks as much as the other cast members in this flick, but say I don't really think that's because of the actors because what's shit on paper is definitely shit on screen. For some reasons let's talk about the scenario here which pretty much says fuck you everytime, yeah witches..... of course it has to be witches and what a nasty one she uses a cursed dagger to possesses people just by touching the blade...let alone getting stabbed in the stomach !

So this movie is really like it's predecessor it just plain sucks and nothing can change it, the action is made silly and the plot is just satan awful, a movie sooo bad i'm even convinced it came from the depth of hell.... So there's two option here either you buy this movie and prove myself wrong or just stay away from it as far as you can.